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squldward:

crapaccino:

HAHA WOW I JUST WON A YEAR SUPPLY OF CALENDARS 

isnt that just one calendar 

(via sonnyforpresident)

bongfucker:

basically my dick is huge and you got fucking owned

(via sonnyforpresident)

bromancer:

i like the word assassin because it has 2x as much ass as any other word

(via ernest-lancaster)

Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.
Aristotle (via kushandwizdom)

faptist:

my bed is bedder than yours

(via ernest-lancaster)

just-relatable:

Relatable posts daily?
lickdacake:

http://lickdacake.tumblr.com/
just-relatable:

Relatable posts daily?
fatitalianbroad:

Make it two cups.
College be like

ntbx:

Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381

(via quit-pussyfooting-bitch)

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